DO YOU OWN A GUN RACK?

Psycho Hose Beast:

An ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological
bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who
can't comprehend the term "It's Over".

There are 3 things in life that are unavoidable: Taxes, Death & Crazy Ass Bitches. The PHB is undoubtedly unavoidable. You've heard the term, you're buddy dated one in college, hell you've got one that won't stop calling as we speak. I personally love crazy girls but only from a far. The PHB is entertaining as hell and personally the crazier that they are the more sane you look. Don't get me wrong all girls have a crazy streak some worst then others. Wayne's World by far still exhibits the best on screen PHB performance ever!

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

You might be a PHB if one or more of the following apply to you:

• Go to your blog immediately after a break up and post information/pictures regarding your ex such as: John has crabs and he shits in his underwear at least twice a week!

• Have every episode of cheaters on Tivo

• Keyed, spit, spray painted, dented, or shatter a window on a car

• Cursed the day that caller id and or call blocking was invented

• Know the voice mail menu's for T mobile, Sprint, Verizon, & AT&T by heart

• Have spent hours playing Detective Dan trying to figure out your boy friends password for: myspace, facebook, email, voice mail etc.

• Wasted more then $20 bucks in gas driving up and down a street you don't reside on

• Think that Valentines Day is the greatest holiday ever invented

• Rage is your favorite emotion

• Have trouble keeping girl friends because you know that there secretly fucking your boy friend

• Think that Megan Fox has nothing on you

• Sisters and moms make you jealous

• Interrogation is your idea of a fun Saturday night

• You believe that strip clubs are the root of all evil

• If he hasn't said I love you by the third date then the relationships going nowhere

• Think that the term "boys night" only exist at gay bars

• Tiffany's is your favorite store in fact you've been registered there since high school

• Becoming a part of his family is a requirement not a privilege
  

• Have never been "dumped"

The list could go on and on... Crazy girls are like are like bad blow jobs, you'll never turn one down but one is all you need to know that teeth hurt!

What's your best PHB experience??